stolen phone book

So,I just realized that someone has stolen my new phone book off my porch. Now, every year I get at least 4 new phone phone books. I recycle all but the real yellow pages. That's the phone book I like. So, monday night it was raining and I was heading into my house fast and I noticed the phone book laying on my porch, well I thought I'll grab it in the morning. Today I discovered it was gone!! Thieveing little punk ass kids!!! I know it's just a phone book, but the idea that someone walked into my yard and up to my porch and stole something makes my head spin!!!